My spoiler-free critique?
Chapter 1 - made me sad. I'm too young for Bruce Willis to be 60. I'm sorry, I'm still 24. He's not 60. I was also very, very bothered by the fact they showed Rutger Hauer with no hair at all. I was a massive fan of his back in the day and I remember him giving interviews talking about the fact he was losing his hair and he was convinced he would have no career once his hair was gone. It just made me sad.
Chapter 2 - that was the best Tom Waits song EVER
Chapter 3 - made me want a tattoo
Chapter 4 - 4th verse same as the first.
In related news: am I am asshole for saying a friend is in an "I Hate everything" stage because it proves that he has seen and done enough for him to have a groundwork for critiquing what has come after?
And finally - I have decided to see the latest Star Wars movie simply to finish the journey. I don't need for it to be great. I don't need for it to suck. It will be a movie. That is enough.