So far today I have:
Slipped on the stairs and skinned the knuckle of my pinky
Got a paper cut on another knuckle
Hit my head on a doorknob (yes, really)
And now I am sitting in an office where someone burned popcorn (in the microwave right behind my chair) so badly the building maintainance had to come make sure it wasn't vandalism.
Oh yes, there will be tequila tonight.
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