So. At intermission for the Fur Rondy Melodrama, The Monsters of Matsylvania, they had a little contest to pick the best costume of the 6 people who dressed up for the show. There were two in the kids division. One looked about nine and was dressed something like Pugsly Addams.
"Oh!" exclaimed the MC in one of those tones usually reserved for very small children and puppies. "Are you an evil little monster?!?"
The nine-year-old gave her a skeptical look. "Actually, I'm more of a neutral Goth."