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That Thing About Buttered Toast...

So what does it mean when I drop my half-eaten McDonald's cheeseburger and it bounces around so both buns hit the floor, then falls open so one bun is inside up and the other is hamburger side down?


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Jan. 6th, 2011 11:49 pm (UTC)
it means you need another one
Jan. 7th, 2011 12:01 am (UTC)
I means that you shouldn't eat it.
Jan. 7th, 2011 02:28 am (UTC)
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Jan. 7th, 2011 12:07 am (UTC)
Jan. 7th, 2011 01:01 am (UTC)
Some people read Tarot cards, some people read runes, others read McDonald's cheeseburgers when they fall on the floor; you just need to find out who they are and ask them because I don't have a clue what it means other than you've made me hungry and laugh all at once! LOL!
Jan. 7th, 2011 01:23 am (UTC)
Maaaan...I was so hoping your deep understanding of Taco meat would crossover into burgers.
Jan. 7th, 2011 10:26 am (UTC)
It is true that I have a deep understanding of taco meat and this knowledge has come from religiously adhering to a strict diet of eating at least 8 tacos to every cheeseburger. Because you see, the exact same thing happened to me that happened to you as you described above, while eating a cheeseburger one day. I ordinarily prefer to let people realize these things on their own because it makes their spiritual journey toward taco enlightenment that must tastier and all the more hairier.

But it's a "Heads you win, Tails you lose" sort of thing, with the hamburger being heads and the bun being tails. The fact that the hamburger was facing down indicates to me that you have nearly reached your threshold in what a hamburger can teach you and how it can inspire you. While a cheeseburger/hamburger is, indeed, delightfully delicious at times and you should continue to eat them on occasion, I simply suggest that you begin leaning more toward eating tacos and turn to them more often as your muse. Start out with a 3:1 ratio of tacos to burgers and at the point where you start growing hair on your chest, you know you are getting somewhere! AROOOOOOO! :=)
Jan. 7th, 2011 11:20 pm (UTC)
You know, I wondered about this! I actually don't like hamburgers, aside from McDonald's cheeseburgers, so even those are a sometimes food. I prefer Taco Bell and I ALMOST stopped there yesterday, but I was out of Diet Coke!

Oh Diet Coke, the things you make me do.

I will get Taco. Bell tomorrow and see if the dropsy improves.
Jan. 7th, 2011 02:27 am (UTC)
This is the FSM telling you to not put that crap into your body!
Jan. 7th, 2011 03:22 am (UTC)
Very possible.
Jan. 7th, 2011 04:20 am (UTC)
I think it means that you're having a crappy day.
Jan. 7th, 2011 05:23 am (UTC)
The word I'm most concerned about here is "bounces". Not one that should ever be used in the same sentence as "cheeseburger" lol
Jan. 7th, 2011 07:21 am (UTC)
Hamburgers bounce? When did this happen? Granted what do I know, I never eat the things. I only ever go to McDonalds to satisfy my Orange Drinky-Drink craving since the bastards are the only ones who sell it.
Jan. 7th, 2011 04:15 pm (UTC)
it means you dropped your burger and need to put it in the bin.
Jan. 7th, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC)
pretty sure that means that mcdonald's cheeseburgers are toys, not food ;P
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