I'm not that surprised, but it does create a delema that you, my dear readers, get to help me resolve
Should his name be...
Let him stay Persephone, he's FAAAAAB-U-LUSSSS!
Bruce , since he likes to hover under his food and then pounce.
Lysander, it's nice to honor the show I'm currently SM-ing
Hal, since it's one of my favorite names for a kid and I'll probably never talk Mark into using it
Other - leave in comments