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1. Share a joke with the group?

2. What are your weekend plans?

3. What worries you today?


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Sep. 17th, 2010 04:29 pm (UTC)
1. Share a joke with the group?
Sadly I am horrible with jokes and can't tihnk of any at the moment

2. What are your weekend plans?
going to an open house at a law school tomorrow
beyond that not much

3. What worries you today?
money stuff as usual..hopefully sooner then later some department will hire my husband. I am starting to think he may have to entertain the idea of looking out of Minnesota for a job. The law enforcment field is not hiring much here.
Sep. 17th, 2010 04:42 pm (UTC)
1. The only jokes I know are dirty :)

2. Therapeutic Home Visit with my son, including a trip to the farmer's market, and to Costco, don't know what else yet.

3. Money, always money. It's payday for Dan, and I'm worried we won't have enough to do what we need to this week.
Sep. 17th, 2010 05:05 pm (UTC)
1. I too suck at jokes.

2. Dinner at a fancy French restaurant tonight, followed by seeing "BUS STOP" at a local theater, followed by a wrap party with the cast. Hanging out with friends tomorrow. Nothing planned for Sunday.

3. Work.
Sep. 17th, 2010 05:34 pm (UTC)
A bear walks into a bar and says the bartender "I'd like a glass of... ... beer please."

Bartender says "Oh fuck no! I quit. I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT! It was bad enough the ethnic stereotypes coming in groups, and the people with bullshit explanations for their strange abnormalities, but I fucking draw the line at talking animals."

Sep. 17th, 2010 07:20 pm (UTC)
1. I can't think of a good joke right now.

2. To stay home most of the weekend and then go to my friend's on Sunday.

3. Money..I try not to worry about other things.
Sep. 17th, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)
1. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

2. Getting stuff ready to go out of town.

3. No worries, it's the weekend!!
Sep. 17th, 2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
1) A Priest, a Rabbi and a stoner walk down the street. The Priest and the Rabbi walk into a bar. They scream and fall down.
The stoner pops up on the other side and says "Dude! I didn't know it was Limbo Night!"

2) To make no plans for the weekend.

3) "I don't worry 'bout nothin', no, 'cause worry's a waste of my time."
Sep. 18th, 2010 01:32 am (UTC)
1--Can't think of any right now. Sorry.
2--just to go to my niece's baby shower tomorrow.
3--money in a way (if my disability will be cut out or if it will continue). My parents health. My health. My future. The past. Oh hell, just to sum it up easily--EVERYTHING WORRIES ME. ;-)
Sep. 18th, 2010 06:23 am (UTC)
1). What's the worst thing about being an atheist?...... Nobody to talk to when you orgasm.
2) teching a show I'm directing, producing another show that's also teching this weekend!
3) money, that i need to exercise more, that I'm not home enough with my family... That's enough for now.
Sep. 19th, 2010 04:31 am (UTC)
1. Share a joke with the group?
One day, I was changing a lightbulb when heard a "knock, knock" at the door. I answered with a "who's there" and on the doorstep was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. We crossed the road and walked into a bar. Then I realised, my life was just one big joke.

2. What are your weekend plans?

3. What worries you today?
Not so much a worry as an annoyance...I want to cause bodily harm to my friend who changed all the names in my contact list in my phone after i'd just finshed getting them all back in after my phone was stolen.
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