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Important Reminder

Courtsey of userinfovsprtn


Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.

Comments

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yume_no_tenshi
Mar. 19th, 2010 09:06 pm (UTC)
I thought "Steak and BJ Day" was MARCH 14th. (There's a website and everything.) Of course, that's also Pi day, so it would make sense to have it on a different day.

In Japan, March 14th is called "White Day". It's the reverse of Valentine's Day, which they also celebrate. On Valentine's Day, boys give chocolate or gifts to the girls they like, and on White Day, the girls reciprocate.
raven89
Mar. 20th, 2010 10:27 pm (UTC)
It is March 14th yeah :)
ghost_light
Mar. 20th, 2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
It must have switched since I stole this post (about 4 years ago)
livinmydreams
Mar. 21st, 2010 05:33 am (UTC)
That's pretty funny... well, it's the 21st, so I definitely missed out on the holiday! What my bf doesn't know won't hurt him! Poor guy LOLz
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