Always one to be Helpy Helperton,
I would like to nominate former U.S. Senator Ted Stevens as your stage manager. I think you will find former U.S. Senator Ted Stevens to be cunning, reliable, and uniquely suited to this exiting task. Plus, it is my understanding that Ted is available and looking for new opportunities to continue his exemplary record of service to our state
Please seriously consider our friend former U.S. Senator Ted Stevens.