Be it known to all within the sound of my voice and the majestical
squwak-box called the worm-hole, the annual festivities commemorating the
birth of Janet will commence at the House of Stoneburner upon the Hour of
Seven this Saturday.
Be there, or - just be there ok? As Mr. Whitekeys would say, "How the heck
do you expect to have World Peace, if you don't even show up to Janet's
birthday party?". Indeed, man. Indeed.
A wide variety of treats, meats and beverages will be available, but please
feel free to bring anything you like.
Heck, bring Dr. Pepper if you gotta.
Thank you for your kind attention.