Sometimes It's So Easy, I'm Ashamed of Myself
A friend of mine sent an email reading something to the effect of: 'Ever wonder if one of those dollars in your pocket came out of a strippers underwear? Now you will.'
One of my co-workers is a complete germ-o-phobe.
He asked me if I had change for a $5 today.
I gave it to him. Told him about the email.
And then I wondered aloud if any of those bills were from my Burlesque pay.