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Things You Only Hear From Your Family on Thanksgiving:

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

And, the most important Thanksgiving tradition of all:


( 10 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 27th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
Oh god.. the turkey drop!! I almost forgot about that show alltogether
Nov. 28th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC)
How could you!?
Nov. 27th, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
That list is hilarious...awesome. :D
Nov. 27th, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
It wouldn't be right without Les Nessman!
Nov. 28th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC)
It's just not Thanksgiving without him.
Nov. 27th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. What a list.
Nov. 28th, 2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
Am I the only person who has never seen this? It's hyserical! Thanks for posting :-)
Nov. 29th, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
Good Lord!

I think I saw this episode on television every single year during the 80's.
Nov. 30th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
I mentioned the episode to my brothers and they were remembering it from the 80's...we all grew up in the same house, so where was I????
Nov. 30th, 2008 08:38 pm (UTC)
Maybe they had you stuffed in the closet?
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