A couple arrived almost 2 hours early and were sitting in the lobby having drinks.
As the lobby began to fill up with other patrons, the husband called over my Usher Captain.
"Why," asked the husband innocently, "are there so many more women than men here tonight?"
"Well, I'd say it's because this is Menopause, the Musical," replies my Usher Captain, and he proceeds to explain to the husband what the show is about.
"Really!?!? My wife told me it was about Minneapolis!" exclaims the husband. "No wonder she wanted me to have this beer."
My hand to Zod, Minneapolis. You just can't make this shit up.