We did have a tall young man come in. I immediately sighed, because I only need 1 young man for this show and I actually had 2 of them and the other...well, he fit the part better.
Then the kid read for Uncle Hobart opposite Acey. Right off the bat she called him Herbert.
Not too bad, but I had just taken a big ol' gulp of Diet Coke milliseconds before he whipped around "My NAME is HO-bart."
I completely snarfed Diet Coke. Completely. And he got a standing ovation from all there.
Luckily my mouth was empty when he followed it up with "Yes girls, I'm marrying your Aunt Bea. Even though she doesn't know my name!"