I'm Awake! I'm Awake!

At 5am we were awakened to the dulcet tones of Neighbor Lady trying to start a cat fight through our living room window. Her nemesis, Big Orange Tom, was skulking around the deck. She let him know he could fuck right off in no uncertain terms, she is too old for his shit, and that was that for her. My heart was going fast enough I was still awake at 7 when she decided she needed human companionship or her heart would go *pop*.

Never a dull moment.