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1. What is your natural hair color?

2. What are you wearing today?

3. Tell me a joke?


Jun. 7th, 2007 12:58 am (UTC)
1. Blonde.

2. Blue tank top and jeans. No work today!

3. A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she looked so great she decided to go for a drive in the country to celebrate. After a bit, she was driving by a sheep ranch and stopped to look at the sheep which she liked very much. She went over the the rancher and said, "If I can tell you how many are in this field right now, will you let me have one?" The rancher said, "If you can count that fast, sure!" The blonde said: "524." The rancher, amazed, told her to take her pick, for that was the exact count. After a few minutes, the blonde came back with her animal. The rancher said, "If I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it, could I have my dog back?"
Jun. 7th, 2007 03:42 pm (UTC)
I tell that joke all the time! It is one of my favorites!