Yesterday Neighbor Lady completely disappeared while I was in the bathroom. Like total ninja act. I didn't see or hear from her for 5 hours. I was convinced she'd snuck out when
Today I knew she was here, but I came around a corner and she shouted "Mew!" so loud I nearly shit my pants. I'm not sure which of these two stunts was worse.
Cherry on top? Taking out the trash and remembering Freckles' (bitey neighbor dog) has learned to climb their wood pile and stare into our carport.

These pets are going to give me a heart attack!