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Yes, I'll get bored soon, but for now

Let's see how many euphemisms can we think of for using the restroom. You can pick #1 or #2. One per post, as always, please.

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josefblind
Nov. 14th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
From "My Name is Earl"
Dropping a Duece
bluesilverkdg
Nov. 14th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC)
Re: From "My Name is Earl"
Oh my! I've never heard that one! Eeeeeek!

How 'bout taking a whizz?
amenquohi
Nov. 14th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
My favorite peeing euphemism:

I've gotta spray like a three-dick dog.

As for #2, my favorite is from "Finding Nemo":

I've got to see a man about a wallaby.

sionainn
Nov. 14th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
#1 and #2 are actually the ones I thought of before you used 'em up!


How about my favorite southern expression learned from a friend of mine:

I've gotta shake the dew off my lily
ghost_light
Nov. 15th, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
Crapping
stagemanager
Nov. 15th, 2006 04:41 am (UTC)
Camping. (That's for #2 -- it derives from someone taking a verrrryyyy loooonnnngg time to do so.)
morgoid
Nov. 15th, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
Going potty.
ghost_light
Nov. 15th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
Abusing the facilities
poisondartfrog
Nov. 16th, 2006 06:01 am (UTC)
draining the dragon
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