December 22nd, 2013

Falstaff

Xmas Meme!


Dear Santa...

 

Dear Santa,

 

This year I've been busy!

 

Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole freckledphreak's purse (30 points).  Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).  In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).  In April I bought porn for t3dy (-10 points).  In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points)

 

Overall, I've been naughty (-291 points).  For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

 

Sincerely,
Ghost_Light

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