December 22nd, 2013


Xmas Meme!

Dear Santa...


Dear Santa,


This year I've been busy!


Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole freckledphreak's purse (30 points).  Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).  In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).  In April I bought porn for t3dy (-10 points).  In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points)


Overall, I've been naughty (-291 points).  For Christmas I deserve a spanking!



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