March 3rd, 2010

Le Tired

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1. What is the craziest thing you've ever done to your hair?

2. What would it take for you to consider shaving your head bald?

3. What color are your eyes?
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Babies

So, we went to the Spenard Roadhouse with Sandy, userinfoscooterpbakes, and his mom.

At the next table was an adorable baby dressed in black and green stripes. This baby was so cute the hostess stopped dead in her tracks. "Isn't he HANDSOME!" She crooned. "Oh, he's shy. Hi cutie, cutie, cutie -" This went on until the baby smiled and the hostess glided off like she was walking on air.

As soon as the hostess was out of sight, the mommy leaned over, cupped the baby's hair and crooned: "You're a GIRL aren't you?"