April Fool | |
![]() | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
![]() | glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling. |
![]() | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
![]() | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
![]() | TPs your elderly relatives. |
![]() | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
![]() | sells your house on Ebay. |
![]() | eggs your car. |
![]() | smiles. All the time. |
![]() | buys you a Russian Bride. |
God, I hate you guys.
Except you,