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That was an exciting new fuck up on the last post, wasn't it? Let's try this again...

Okay, I am far too spacey to think of clever questions today, so once again it is userinfoghost_lightjeopardy day - I shall provide the answers and you log in to suggest the questions. You can even vote for the best ones later on if you really want to make it special.

1. Underneath the Christmas Tree

2. Marsupial

3. Because it is more fun than bowling.

I just started a new Steven Dietz play. I had almost forgotten how funny he is. This play is almost reading like a Jonathan Carrol novel - the premise is that this guy has decided that there is a place in the universe where all the roads we never took converge, so he has put everything he owns out in the yard with a sign that says "Here's My Life. Make an Offer", cut a skylight in the attic and set his recliner under it so he can keep watch. The friend that we think is the sane one who is trying to talk him down has just revealed that he heard God tell him to build and ark and he can take whatever and whoever he wants on it.

Great dialog so far:

Louise: You think in a parallel world everything is perfect? You think it all works out?

Donny: Don't you?

Louise: Absolutely not. I think we all make the same mistakes in new and interesting ways.



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Mar. 8th, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
1. Where is the strangest place you have ever had to get your cat unstuck from?

2. Wha's a word that is completely innocent, but sounds terribly dirty?

3. Why exactly did you knock down all of those mailboxes?

Mar. 8th, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC)
1. Besides being used as clothing where else would you find a skirt?

2. What animal's poop is all the rage right now as far as gourmet coffee?

3. Why would anyone spend a Friday night organizing their sock drawer?
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
Where did I see mama kissing Santa Clause?

What animals did Maxwell just learn about?

Why would you go to the airport and make up stories about the people you see there?
Mar. 8th, 2006 10:22 pm (UTC)
1. Where's the best place to hide a Tannin Bomb?

2. What's your favorite anagram of "I'm a pulsar!"?

3. Why did the Vice-President shoot a lawyer?
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