ghost_light: (charging on to look at the new shower we are having put in the master suite) Look! Two sets of shelves! We can put lots of things in there!
lonelydumptruck: What "things"?
ghost_light: Things! Like soap!
lonelydumptruck: This shower is clean! There will be no "things" in it!
ghost_light: My soap is going on that shelf right there!
lonelydumptruck: None shall pa-