Since we are a poor non-profit, there are certain....quirks about the theatre. These include the fact we own four vacuum cleaners, all in various states of decrepitude because they were donated.
During strike, I heard someone switch one of the vacuums on in the green room and I started hightaileing it back there to warn the person they might not have the right tool for the job.
In one of those rare moments of silence during strike, as I got to the doorway, the whole crew heard Hedda announce in utter disgust "Oh my God! I can suck up more with my MOUTH!"