Last year, Jay
lonelydumptruck's brother) asked for liquor and WAM (Walking Around Money). I was feeling rather wicked, so I got a big shoebox, $50 in $1 bills, crumpled each bill up individually, nestled a bottle of Heineken in the box and wrapped it all up for him.
This year I asked for money towards new skates. This is what Dad and Ila gave me:
Well played, family, well played.