Are you the first hit that comes up?
How far down the hit list are you?
What is the first thing that is actually about you?
I used to be the first hit. I was quoted in an article about Alaskans' voting habits. Now I am the second one down and it's my recipe submission from when I worked for the Press. I didn't write the text above it, the editors put it in for me after they realized they forgot to tell me to include one. Since it was published with a picture of Mao and I (hence the 'don't let the cat talk you into sharing' comment), I would rather the flavor text read "This recipe comes from Mao's mother. It was found pinned to his collar when he was a kitten left outside a little family fish market and we make it for him every year on his birthday."
