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That's a Brunch That's Going To Linger

Today was the final meeting of the Breakfast Club as we have known it.  Stephanie, Geolinguist, lonelydumptruck, JDawgsPI, The Boy Who Kisses JDawgsPI, and I descended on Spenard Roadhouse.  Pusheen came in long enough for a photo op with a cone of fresh doughnut holes.  Everyone but Stephanie and JDawgsPI ordered eggs Benedict.  It was a perfect breakfast club.

 

Then I asked for Tabasco sauce.

 

And some low-life mother fucker had pried off the little flow-valve thing on the top.

 

Instead of four shakes of hot sauce over my bennie, I ended up with 1/4 cup of liquid pain on my plate.

 

We all laughed.  I ordered a cup of hollandaise to try to mitigate the damage, but I was starting to choke on the fumes while I waited and tried to move the egg Benedict from my plate to a saucer.  Naturally, I dropped it face-down in the puddle of Tabasco and covered lonelydumptruck and I in a fume of red-hot bennie juice.

 

It's a day none of us will ever forget, I hope, since we all got to have a good laugh with Geolinguist before he heads off to be with the Coastie.

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chaquir
May. 19th, 2014 06:24 am (UTC)
That sounds like something you should've videotaped. LOL***
ghost_light
May. 22nd, 2014 05:35 pm (UTC)
I'm sure it would have been huge!
chaquir
May. 23rd, 2014 06:11 am (UTC)
no doubt about that!!!
harvey_rrit
May. 19th, 2014 07:24 am (UTC)
8E

Gee, I haven't heard a story that fun since I fell down, landed straightarmed after a couple of years of working out every day, and broke my shoulder in three places entirely from muscle tension.

Are you and your friends okay, and do you need any suggestions for curses, taints, and pronouncing a general anathema on said lowlife?
ghost_light
May. 22nd, 2014 05:36 pm (UTC)
I'll take 'em!
harvey_rrit
May. 22nd, 2014 06:15 pm (UTC)
"May you mistake cortisone ointment* for lube in the dark."

"May you be examined by a doctor who thinks he's funny."

"May thieves break into your home, look at all the stuff you picked out yourself, reject it, and leave a rude note."

This is all I've thought up today. (It's important to be original with these things or the gods ignore them.)

(Except the Old Reliable: SMITE YOU WITH THUNDERBOLTS!)


(*it shrinks tissues)
ghost_light
May. 22nd, 2014 06:22 pm (UTC)
Epic!
davesmusictank
May. 19th, 2014 07:34 am (UTC)
Oh dear. Funny and slightly disconcerting in equal measure. Yeah i can imagine it as a comedy film strip. LOL!
ghost_light
May. 22nd, 2014 05:38 pm (UTC)
Me too!
gows
May. 19th, 2014 02:52 pm (UTC)
Yeowch.

Sounds like you had a good attitude about it, though. Still, yikes.
ghost_light
May. 22nd, 2014 05:42 pm (UTC)
Quite yikes.
harrietbrown
May. 20th, 2014 03:16 am (UTC)
I like Tabasco sauce, but that's too much of a good thing!
ghost_light
May. 22nd, 2014 05:43 pm (UTC)
I managed one bite...
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