Muppet Monday

Following up on last week's wonderful Muppet Monday about the linguistics of The Swedish Chef, here are actual Swedes translating a skit:
http://mobile.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/08/28/what_is_the_swedish_chef_actually_saying_one_swede_translates_.html?original_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fl.php%3Fu%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.slate.com%252Fblogs%252Fbrowbeat%252F2012%252F08%252F28%252Fwhat_is_the_swedish_chef_actually_saying_one_swede_translates_.html%26h%3DWAQG18Vde%26enc%3DAZMPJirNwjfLq4-ezYSiCpxCNG8B-l3i2wpfO_73fjuNDEoZchGEkeA4pEwL7GSc5Jf-HEdXrYWm7eyNtDXOg22XXYB1s3zTfevnFKrxkg6oVVIGrMAkqQsFAYRhIC3K8wIjZ1XWk598YRxOvIeNcuGu%26s%3D1