Student: Am I in trouble?
Mom: Gosh, let's review. So far this summer you've been overly rambunctious, you need to be shushed in class, you accidentally kneed another kid in the balls....what do you think?
Student: But I didn't do anything TODAY!
And the top 3 requests of the summer:
3) ghost_light, sit down and relax.
2) (and the one I thought would take the cake) I need 14 wireless mics for my show
but it was usurped by...
1) Do I have a budget to fly my brother here to be my accompanist?