"There is not a person in this zip code who isn't on my last nerve."
"I don't think it's a homing stank or anything."
1. What is the oddest think you've ever heard someone request for their funeral?
2. What would you like to be done with your body after you go?
3. What would you like to be done with your body now? (just because I read 2 back and saw all the jokes a'commin')