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Well, I think yesterday can be summed up in 2 quotes:

"There is not a person in this zip code who isn't on my last nerve."


"I don't think it's a homing stank or anything."

1. What is the oddest think you've ever heard someone request for their funeral?

2. What would you like to be done with your body after you go?

3. What would you like to be done with your body now? (just because I read 2 back and saw all the jokes a'commin')


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Jul. 21st, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
1. don't know. never heard odd requests.
2. creamation
3. i would like for it to be perfectly fit without having to sweat my butt off in the gym . . . *sighs* . . . but that's not going to happen.
Jul. 21st, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
I'd have to think about #2, but: I think Hunter S. Thompson has a lock on #1 (he was cremated, and then he has asked that a huge 500-foot-tall cannon in the shape of a fist be constructed on his property and then the ashes will be shot out of that cannon. Johnny Depp is apparently overseeing the construction).

I can't speak to #3 in mixed company.
Jul. 21st, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)
Does a London theater holding a casting call for a terminally ill person to use the body in a production count?

Probably the concept of a time-share mausoleum comes close.

I want the harvesters to go through my body to take out anything useful, and then cremate the rest. Actually, I would like to be put what is left into a compost heap, but apparently there are problems with that and sanitation laws.

A good massage would go a long way right now.
Jul. 21st, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)
Sorry you're being driven insane by the locals.

1. I think that would be me, I want to be buried in my back yard with no coffin, just a shroud, so I can be with all my past cats.

2. see above

3. I want my stomach to stop hurting and 30 pounds of fat to fall off of it. And I wouldn't be sad if my breasts spontanteously shrank up to an A.
Jul. 21st, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
1. I honestly can't recall anything thats ever been asked for for a funeral.
2. Cremate me and scatter me across Alaska, or donate my body to science
3. A decent backrub so my wrenched back will stop hurting.
Jul. 21st, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
1 - I'm not sure I've heard of any odd requests, myself

2 - I'm not sure I care, but if anyone can make a buck with my kidneys and liver on the black market, go for it

3 - Well...I wouldn't mind ________ or _________ and could certainly go for ___________, but that's tough to pull off in the workplace (not impossible, just tough)
Jul. 21st, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
What the heck is a homing stank?

And I don't think I could say what I want done with my body and have it fit for a public forum. (It's been a while.)
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