1. On Monday. Funny story. I was on my way home from an appointment that I thought I had (was actually scheduled for Tuesday) and I had dialed-in for a conference call at work. I forgot to mute my phone and when someone cut me off, I blurted out, "Oh, you fucking idiot!" We all had a good laugh, but, yeah, my coworkers got to hear me drop an f-bomb.

2. F-bomb, I guess.

3. "what we would you do"? I assume you mean "what would you do"? ;)

I dunno. That's a loaded question. There's one guy that I dislike. I would probably place a curse on him that wouldn't allow him to experience an orgasm for the rest of his life.

1, Probably on the train the other day when I was almost hit by someone not looking where they were going.

2. Hraka. It's from Watership Down and is Lapine for, well, "droppings"...

3. I honestly have no idea. I can think of one or two politicians I'd curse to spend eternity having to listen to their own voices!

1.This morning
2. Fudge
3. No comment

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1) Last place I worked had went into some detail about my thoughts on the factory manager's intelligence while in the middle of his factory. I certainly used some curse words and was told it was inappropriate.
2) Don't have a favorite.
3) My usual curse is to wish someone I don't like has a long happy life, far away from me. If I could enforce that, I'd be happy to do so. Sorry about that for you as you are pretty far away...

1. I do that an a fairly regular basis so probably yesterday.

2. I don't think I have one, I much prefer the curse words.

3. I would rather not go there, karma's a bitch!

1--Prbably the last time I was out--it's just normal for me to cuss...oh wait, I'm sure I've done it in front of Abby. ;-)

2--None really...I don't usually use subs with cussing. ;-)

3--No comment. ;-)

1. Saturday at a gaming convention, I said something when I thought there were no kids there. Turned out a family had just walked in.

2. Frak or frell.

3. I would curse Romney & Ryan & the Republicans in Congress to speak only the truth.

1) Don't remember. I try to keep it clean.
2) Frickin
3)N/A

Probably "fuck" in front of our freinds' children. Maybe in front of work colleagues.

Frack - from Battlestar Galactica

Probably jinx one or the other person who railed me. Currently I have two choices for women to wish to drop dead so I get new people on that project and one old colleague I wished would drop dead too so I could spit on his grave but the angers is fading now after years.

1. I always curse in front of my kids when I'm driving, which I quickly follow up with an apology. It's lame.
2. Shicaca is my favorite substition with Shut The Front Door coming in second.
3. I wouldn't - curses are bad news. They always come with a huge price.

1. When was the last time you cursed in front of someone you shouldn't have?

Today.

2. What is your favorite curse word substitute?

Silence.

3. If you could cast a curse on someone, what we would you do?

Wish them to the cornfields.

1) Probably today. I have a filthy mouth at the most unexpected moments... the rest of the time I am all nice and thoughtful about it. :P Bad me.

2) I make them up as I start to curse and catch myself, so there's no favourite. A recent one was "Ohhhhh Gorilla Scrotum!!" I woulda said 'Monkey Balls' but we were in a store. :P That one easn't really much cleaner, but...

3) as Jim often said, "Stupid should Hurt" I know a couple people with vices that I would curse on them to cause physical pain whenever they indulge in them. One person likes to do little stabs in the back to others, sneakily, verbally... if she got a stabbing migrain the second it left her lips, eventually she'd stop. O:)